Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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