I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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