K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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