Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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