well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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