check it out our google latitudes are spooning
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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