Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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