i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
