windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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