Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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