My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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