So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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