Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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