watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
