I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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