arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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