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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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