How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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