How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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