remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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