bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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