watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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