we have officially lost it.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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