Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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