Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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