Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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