if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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