Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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