Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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