Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize
