More tranny stories later!
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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