What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
