i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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