She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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