Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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