I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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