I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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