She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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