Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
