have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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