Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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