Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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