It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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