I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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