You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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