Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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