she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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