I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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