why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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