Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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