just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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