who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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