Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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